After a few months out of the spotlight, American Idol star Adam Lambert is re-taking the media by storm in a full fledged publicity-splosion to promote his new album, which will finally be released next month. First, we’re blessed with the full version of his theme from the upcoming disaster flick 2012, titled “Time for Miracles.” It sounds like a more enjoyable “I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing”, and we can only assume that many heterosexual couples will enjoy dancing to it on their wedding day. Because if there’s one thing wedding first dances enjoy, it’s slow dancing to theme songs from post-apocalyptic and/or disaster films (see, also, the Godzilla/Puff Daddy collabo “Come With Me.”) And “Time For Miracles” is exactly the kind of over-the-top epic ballad that we hope all couples begin their journey to the grave with. (EW’s Michael Slezak writes an entire essay about the comparison, which we will link to only to prove our own musical intelligence.)

(My review of the music video is here.)

We, for one, are extremely happy to see Lambert’s chiseled face back in the spotlight, specifically on the cover of Details magazine, where his pout, combined with those indigo laser beams he calls “eyes”, will no doubt cause the mag to fly off the shelves and into the hands of fags and their requisite hags faster than you can turn to the always endearing “Gay or Asian” section of the magazine.

But what’s perhaps most… alluring… about the issue is the inside photospread, where Lambert and some betch — we mean — model, get “cozy”, if your definition of cozy is pantsless and includes second base, which ours does.

(Ahead, exclusive, albeit tiny, photos from the inside spread. Pretty sure we mean that literally.)

OH SH*T YES. Even though Adam has been rocking a bit of the Kate Gosselin as of late, we’ve always preferred the 50s gelled back style seen so often on John Travolta in the movie Grease.  And we’re feeling the brows.

Who. The. F*CK. Is This Woman?  Well, it’s good to know that Adam can handle approximately 88 whole pounds settled on his lap cause he a real man.  Also, OMG, scandalous.

Yeah, we’re not buying this makeout session any more than those other photo(s?) of him making out with women in high school.  That being said, “We See What You Did There, Details.”  (Pre-ordering 50 copies etc.)

OMG HE’S HAND BRA-ING IT.

Sexy?  Yes.  Convincing?  Nnnnnot really but we appreciate the effort and will certainly pick up our own copy… “for the articles.” (photos via Allie is Wired)

For my take on Adam’s Music Video, click here!