The Retarded Pop Culture News Found Me In Europe, Despite My Best Efforts

During my overseas absence, I did make a point to avoid the internet at all costs to give my brain at least several Jon/Kate/Heidi free days to allow my brain to partially correct itself.

However, despite my deliberate to avoid pop culture stories, the pop culture stories managed to find me, via this newspaper I found in the Netherlands:

“Madonna is al weer over Guy heen en heeft nu har tomboy Jesus.”

I couldn’t agree more.