Well, it’s that time of year again: The new roster for Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice 3 has been announced, and as expected, it features both people you haven’t heard from in 2 years, people you haven’t heard from in 5 years, those you thought were dead, and even some you’ve definitely never heard of at all. Still, as this remains our favorite guilty pleasure on television, we figure it’s never too early to figure out in what order these people will be eliminated. And sure, we may not be 100 percent accurate, but we stand by our #1 choice with every ounce of our physical being.

12^th Actress Holly Robinson Peete. This just goes to show, kids: Have one small role on Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper, and ride that wave for the next 20 years. It also helps to marry a famous athlete. Needless to say, she’s flying on the first episode. Meanwhile, Marc Curry would totally not say no if you wanted to Paypal him like $5.

11^th Writer and Comedian Carol Leifer, who wrote for “Seinfeld“ Carol’s a comedic genius, but sadly, due to Joan Rivers‘ win last year, has no shot at winning the title. Look for her to go early on. Ironically, the Seinfeld character based on her, Elaine, would have probably won the whole damn thing.

10^th Australian Celebrity Chef Curtis Stone Take Home Chef was perhaps one of my favorite shows of all time (sorry The Honeymooners) thanks in large part to Curtis Stone’s charm and accent. Then he started going on The Today Show to “talk” about “stuff”, and we quickly realized he’s not really that “smart”. And Donnie T don’t stand for idiots (who have penises).

9^th Baseball Enthusiast Darryl Strawberry Will get arrested doing lines with George H. Ross.

8^th Olympic gold-medal swimmer Summer Sanders Don’t know her, but a quick Google search shows she won a gold medal at the 1992 Summer Olympics in Barcelona. We’d tell you more, but our nightcaps were just dry-cleaned and “snooze”.

7^th Bret Michaels (No Explanation Necessary) Here’s where we get interesting. Bret Michaels will clearly be the “Stephen Baldwin” of this season. He’s the guy no one gives credit to, but who will end up secretly (maybe?) being smart and kind and having some insight into things the others don’t see. That, or he’ll give Ivanka the Herp and be thrown out by Donald himself, DJ Jazzy Jeff style. ps VH1 REPRESENT.

6^th Ex-Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich No way will Donald let the only other head of hair able to compete with his own win this thing. Peace out, Blaggo.

5^th Wrestler Maria Kanellis Maria is this season’s token unfamous hot girl. Which means she’ll definitely make it to the top 5 if Trump has anything to do with it. Seriously, she could publicly grapefruit spoon her brains out of her earholes and will still be guaranteed a spot in the top 5.

4^th Cyndi Lauper A legend. Arguably the most famous and accomplished person on the show this season. She’ll add much needed spunk to the cast, and who knows… if there’s a Sitar challenge, maybe she’ll win the whole thing.

3^rd Wrestler Goldberg We’re not too familiar with the work of Goldberg, but judging by his picture, he will “Jesse James” his way into the finale.

2^nd Sharon Osbourne Love Sharon, think she’s probably the wittiest and sharpest of the entire cast. Trump knows this. She’ll be in the Top 2, mark our words. Unless Ozzie manages to f**k things up as usual.

1^st Sinbad SINBAD IS GOING TO WIN THE ENTIRE MOTHERF**KING THING. HE’S SINBAD, YOU GUYS, HE CANNOT LOSE. WATCH FOR IT!

Leave your own guesses in the comments, but make sure they all say that Sinbad will win.