- Jon and Kate Plus 8 will finally stop filming new episodes in a month. In a related story, People Magazine will literally burst into flames in a month and one day.
- Pam Anderson wore her famous Baywatch one-piece at a runway show yesterday. She was joined by Mariah Carey and Alicia Silverstone in the “Things We Masturbated To In 1996″ fashion showcase.
- Taylor Swift will host SNL on November 17th. I’m betting seven billion dollars that she doesn’t get jokingly interrupted during her monologue. Vegas tried to be all like “You can’t bet this specific thing,” but I was like “Take my seven billion dollars anyway, that’s how sure I am that there will not be any jokes about the Kanye thing in this episode.”
- Tina Fey admitted on Letterman that she remained a virgin until she was married at 24. Psh…by that age, I’d hugged DOZENS of girls.
- Longtime Viacom CEO Sumner Redstone is reducing his stakes in Viacom and CBS. Hopefully this won’t affect my company stock options, by which I mean the King of Queens t-shirt I got for free three years ago.
