The First Ladies of Morning Television, Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb, get to do a lot of fun things as 4th hour hosts of The Today Show. But perhaps no other feat has made my skull burn with the fire of 1,000 jealousies then watching them drive around in my fantasy mode of transportation, The $25,000 Cupcake Car. Watching them conduct the interview while wearing candy hats and sitting on a tiny cupcake stool is oddly satisfying, albeit definitely humiliating. Thought #2: Shouldn’t all wheelchairs look like this?