World’s Smallest Man Finally Old Enough to Buy World’s Tiniest Porn

This is Khagendra Thapa Magar, a 2 ft tall teenager from Nepal who, upon turning 18 years old, officially becomes the world’s smallest man. While he is telling media outlets that his only two wishes in life are “to be officially recognised by the Guiness World Records and to find a wife”, his face in the above photo tells a different story. One that involves hundreds of dollars worth of porn.

Also, he is officially the most prosh thing I have seen all year. So good on you, Tiny Guy.