In today’s bit of “Things We Know Aren’t True But Will Wish Upon a Star For Even Though It’s Cruel”, Us Magazine reports that the Jackson children will star in their very own A&E Reality Show, merely months after their beloved father Michael Jackson passed away under suspicious circumstances.
And while our deepest fantasies have these children clearing out their papa’s Neverland Ranch on a special episode of Hoarders, you didn’t think we’d get that lucky, did you? In fact, the show is to be called The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty, and will feature a total of five hours of Jackson family footage, including a total of 23 Jackson family members — save eldest sister Rebbie Jackson who won’t have any part of it.
So, good idea or typical Jackson family tactless nonsense? We think it’s a bittttt too soon to put these kids, who have always been shielded from the spotlight, on their very own “How to Cope with Dad’s Death” reality show.
But for selfish reasons, we’re kind of excited. Because if Prince Jackson playing chess is any indication, this show will be (sung in the key of D) freaking adorrrrrable.
