What happens when you’ve got three cats, but only one steak to share between em? HILARITY! In the form of “3 Cats, 1 Steak”. And if you think this video has some nerve clocking in at 4 minutes long, place your bets and then take a look. We can almost guarantee you 4 spellbinding minutes of suspense. And that middle cat… he doesn’t f*ck around.

Oh, and those of you who think it’s cruel? Blame the French.

With thanks to our beloved Erin Winterbottom.