- Nicole Richie was involved in a minor car accident. Which made us reminisce for the years when people actually cared about what happened to Nicole Richie.
- Tyler Perry has sent out an email in relation to the release of Precious, which he produced, claiming he was molested by a female neighbor when he was just 10 years old. And if she looked anything like this, we can imagine how scarred this man is.
- Jocelyn Wildenstein was spotted — not literally, though good thinking — with her boyfriend, who most certainly loves doing her.
- Photos of Lindsay Lohan partying it up at Paris Fashion Week proves something we’ve long known: Her fingers are delicious. Nutritious? No.
- Finally, an awesome shot of an eagle giving a piggybird ride.
- Oh wait, no, one more — TEACUP PIGS!! 700 pounds? More like 700 nano-ounces.
