- Tom Cruise went for a jog with wife Katie Holmes and son Connor. But as a reader of Oh No They Didn’t points out, they were joined by an entirely unexpected guest: ANGRY TREE FACE.
- Gwen Stefani has turned 40 years old. Scientists deduced this by counting her layers of abs.
- Kate Gosselin is claiming that ex-husband Jon has taken $230,000 out of the couples joint bank account. Hope his children like diamond-and-emerald-studded 24K Ed Hardy hoodies for dinner.
- Lindsay Lohan made her Paris Fashion debut as an “artistic adviser” for Emanual Ungaro, where models walked the runway wearing nothing more than leggings, freckles, collagen, and the distant look of a 48 year old woman wondering where her life has gone.
- The script for the Arrested Development Movie is in the works! Sadly, due to scheduling conflicts involving the show’s extremely in demand actors, the first hour and a half feature Annyong and Lucille exclusively. (Dream movie.)
