Dan Hopper has been on top of the recent rash of lazy book covers plaguing our bookstore shelves (case in point). Sadly the cover for Sarah Palin’s new book Going Rogue, revealed yesterday, suffers the same boring fate:

Obviously NOBODY in America is going to read this book with a cover like this. Perhaps if she unzipped that fleece just a little more… but even that would be too little too late. There is still time, though, Sarah. The book isn’t out until November, so I took the liberty of making a few touch-ups that I think will better attract this country’s reading population:

You’re welcome.