Above is a still of Tyra Banks, all flapped up for her upcoming appearance on Gossip Girl. Get your Lil’ Orphan Annie decoder rings out and see if you can help decipher this character puzzle: According to People Magazine:

Her role is that of Ursula Nyquist (Ed. Note: Also the name of our freshman year RA.) (Ed. Note Pt. 2: JK), an award-winning actress looking to offset some negative personal press by playing a real-life heroine — American-born French stage star Josephine Baker — in an Oscar-worthy movie about the French Resistance during World War II.

Oh how we pray to the dear lord above that they really do release this picture, with Miss Jay as Martin Luther King Jr. and Nigel Barker as Frieda Kahlo:

Terrifying.

This would sink Titanic as The Most Epic Film of All Time. In other news, Tyra once again proves that no matter what kinda get-up you put this woman in, she is still feeaaaiirrrrrce.

Another Tyra pic ahead! (courtesy of Warner Bros.)