BREAKING: Wax Nick Jonas Desperately Tries To Hold In Fart

The only real way to get an everlasting honor in Hollywood these days is to have your likeness enshrined in wax at Madame Tussauds. Unfortunately for Nick Jonas, whoever crafted the new Birthday Candle Jonas Brothers unveiled yesterday made him look like the “Before” person in a Pepto-Bismol commercial:

Hey Madam, why not also make him picking his nose and sweating profusely? At this rate, Wax Nick Jonas will never lose that wax purity ring.