Zac Efron is FLOATING! Watch out Criss Angel! Also, Zac’s taste in giant retail stores is spot on. Get it? I said “spot on.” In reference to Target’s brand. You’re welcome Target, now please can I have a $500 gift card? Thanks.

Question. If it’s cold enough for a ski cap, is it warm enough for a t-shirt? These are the great philosophical questions of our time.