I’m glad someone decided to man up and reveal to the world the average physique of the New York comedy type. I’d pose on the cover of a magazine myself, but they’d need one of those Planet Earth zoomed-out satellite shots to fit my muscular girth into 8 1/2″ by 11″.

I’ve also been trying for years to figure out “how to get f*ck-ready.”

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