An absolutely explosive story in the new issue of OK! claims that Britney Spears made a deal with the devil (i.e. her tour company’s insurance agency): in order to book her tour, the insurance company required she still be in conservatorship under her dad. And in order to do that, she had to give up the legal battle for her kids. So, using the transitive property, OK! determined that BRITNEY – KIDS = FAME. If they don’t get a Pulitzer for this story, they’ll at least get a Nobel Peace Prize for this headline:

I literally stared at this for about 10 minutes wondering if I was looking at something photoshopped. Am I the only one who thinks this headline makes NO sense?