Well, we have your attention now, don’t we? No, the following is not a video of an oiled up Andy Coops on all fours. It’s much, much better than that. CNN’s resident husky Anderson Cooper teamed up with The Daily Show to bring you this exclusive footage of The Presidential Doggy Debates. Who will be the next White House Pet?

Well, you don’t bichon frise… looks like they went with the husky after all! And who can blame them? Coop in a plastic neck cone is what dreams are made of.