This photo of Jake Gyllenhaal with his arm around Reese Witherspoon but staring at a Laker girl represents which of the following?
A) A metaphor for the insatiable male libido (photo should be submitted to the MoMA immediately)
B) An upcoming Woody Allen movie (starring Scarlett Johansson in place of Reese Witherspoon)
C) The mathematical inverse of Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain.
D) The biggest-budget Axe Body Spray commercial yet.












