Please watch this clip from NBC’s Saturday NFL broadcast — at the -0:30 mark, following a lengthy Super Bowl / Monsters vs. Aliens / SoBe Lizards cross-promotional clusterf*ck, a noise randomly comes over the broadcast that really, really sounds like a man having an orgasm:
Could this sound be…
A) Bob Costas making a joke noise to indicate “whew, you guys got through that long promo” that just happens to sound like a male orgasm?
B) Sunday Night Football proprietor Dick Ebersol witnessing his seven-man-broadcast team emerging as an elite, company-line-towing, cross-promotional juggernaut and grabbing a mic in the studio before literally having an orgasm?
Wait, no need for any more choices, it’s gotta be B. Though feel free to leave other orgasmic conspiracy theories in the comments (could we have another Tim Russert Farting on our hands?)
