Mickey Rourke and Chris Jericho appeared on Larry King Live last night to “promote” their Wrestlemania 25 matchup, which basically consisted of the following lopsided conversation:

JERICHO: You disrespected me. I’ll take you in the ring any day, any time, you name it — I’ll make you eat your words.

ROURKE: Perhaps I misspoke, good sir. I apologize, and wish you all the best.

JERICHO: That may be, but you still disrespected me, bro. I’ll take you in the ring any day, any time, you name it.

ROURKE: Nonetheless, kind fellow, I wish you all the best.

JERICHO: I’ll take you in the ring any day, any time…

[REPEAT x 50]

The interview is nearly word-for-word identical to the Stan plot from the South Park “Asspen” episode — watch the clip after the jump and agree: