This video fits the bill in so many ways: It’s a little tail about a construction worker and his pet duck, Frank. Frank used to be a duck hunter, until he ordered a live duck as a joke… and then that very duck… became his very best friend. And now, lil’ Frank escorts his owner all around town, to his construction job, back home, all the while just quackin’ away and eating bananas in the passenger seat.

Quote of the Vid: “As stupid as it sounds, maybe if more people had a duck in their life, maybe we wouldn’t be all so mad at each other.” In the words of Billy Madison: That’s Quacktastic.

(via Cute Overload via my animal lover in crime Stephen Lenz)

Ahead, our favorite Quack Whore on Earth. Please click if you know what is good for you.

Above, a photo rendering of the word PERFECTION.