Patrick Swayze is planning to write a book of his memoirs along with his wife (I imagine she’ll be typing on the computer while “Unchained Melody” plays and his hands slowly slide down over hers…)

As a certified expert on Awesome Autobiography Pun Titles, I’ve compiled this list of the 10 Most Likely Titles For Patrick Swayze’s Memoirs, mostly because I want to track this thing down the second it comes out and rush-deliver it to my desk. As usual, feel free to leave your own title suggestions in the comments:

1) Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner: The Patrick Swayze Story

2) Nobody Puts Swayze In The Corner
3) Life Is A Road House
4) In The Corner Is Where No One Should Put Baby

5) Ghost Dad

6) No Movie Puts Swayze In The Corner (Of The Shot)
7) All The Gusta You Can Musta
8) Breaking Point
9) …In The Corner: The Patrick Swayze Story. Also It’s Where No One Should Put Baby.

10) I don’t know, something from Black Dog
Other Swayze Memoir titles in the comments, por favor.