NBC showed off its convincing Cinemax impression today with the following super-long, hilariously captivating Days Of Our Lives sex scene; rather than cop-out with the typical soap opera “indicate sex then cut away,” Days just kept removing clothing article after clothing article until they ended up just one half-step shy of full-on softcore porn (or two steps shy of a Nip/Tuck episode).

The whole time I just kept excitedly thinking to myself, is this gonna be the moment when a soap opera finally mans up and just shows an uncensored BJ from beginning to end? Alas, maybe some other day…