- Ex Danity Kane human Aubrey O’Day will pose on the cover of Playboy in March. I’m really looking forward to seeing that 1.8% of her that’s usually covered in photographs.
- George W. Bush has asked the four major networks for fifteen minutes of airtime so he can give a farewell speech on Thursday. Personally, I’d rather just take his apology as read and have The Office start on time.
- Howie Mandel has been hospitalized with an irregular heartbeat. Probably because Deal Or No Deal is so suspenseful!!!!!!!!
- People Magazine reports that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen got engaged this weekend, though I’m pretty sure I read about this weeks agp. Or maybe I stole the power of the dude from Early Edition. Crap, I gotta go save some kids!
- Hilary Duff will star in an NBC sitcom called “Barely Legal,” playing an eighteen-year-old who passes the California bar exam to become the state’s youngest lawyer (damn – misleading title). NBC execs are describing the show as “A legal version of Doogie Howser, only more canceled.”
