- USELESS WEBSITE ALERT: I’m not sure about Watching You Poop, but F*ck Yeah! Ryan Gosling rules. (BuzzFeed)
- DOOGIE HOWSER ORCHESTRA: Neil Patrick Harris hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend. The thing you need to hurry and watch before it gets taken down: Neil and the cast played the Doogier Howser theme song as an orchestra. (Videogum)
- FAKED DEATH FAIL: A financial manager named Marcus Schrenker (who is under investigation for securities violations) tried to fake his own death: while flying his plane, he called in a distress signal to air traffic control. Meanwhile he secretly parachuted out, letting his plane crash into a swampy area. It almost worked…except people recognized him when he checked into a nearby motel. Damn, now he’s out an airplane too! (CNN)
- CRINGE FEST: Ann Coulter. On The View. Smackdown!!! (Jezebel)
- SEACRESTFALLEN: Awwww, there’s a video of Ryan Seacrest gettin’ totally denied by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on the red carpet at the Golden Globes. Looks like it wasn’t his fault really, but I couldn’t help but feel sorry for the little fella, standing there like the nerd at school trying to get the attention of the popular kids. (WWTDD)
