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Marisa Tomei
Renee Zellweger
Sorry, Gurl.
Kevin Connolly
Colin Farrell and Martin McDonagh
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Beyonce’s Nipple at the 2009 Golden Globe Awards
Susan Sarandon
Kate Winslet
Jonathan Rhys-Myers
Mickey Rourke and Bruce Springsteen
Glenn Close and Tony Shalhoub
Nooooooo!
Meghan Fox
Glenn Close
Chuy Bravo
Rumer Willis
Eva Longoria
Ashton and Demi
Tom Hanks, Jessica Lange, Drew Barrymore and Cokey Cokerson
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Sam Mendes
Cameron Diaz
Jon Hamm
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J-Lo and Marc Anthony
Stephen Spielberg and Martin Scorsese
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Tom Brokaw
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Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Taylor Momsen
Rumer Willis and Guest
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Susan Sarandon’s Giant Son
Kat Kramer and Karen Sharpe Kramer
Buzz Aldrin
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