- Lamar Odom says his marriage to Khloe Kardashian is “real”. I buy it — he sounds as believable and non-defensive as when that dude at your job feels the need to say “seriously I love black people!”
- Michael Jackson’s estate is suing a California charity for unlawfully using the singer’s likeness to solicit funds. Careful, now — let’s not turn this whole thing into a big ol’ media circus…
- Jessica Alba will play a “sexy pharmaceutical rep” in the upcoming Ben Stiller sequel Little Fockers. Hopefully this will provide that “Fockers” closure we’ve all been demanding.
- Jennifer Hudson predicted her 7-week-old son could grow up to be a performer, because he’s “interested in music already.” Meaning, he doesn’t always sh*t himself instantly and cry whenever music happens to be playing near him.
- Miley Cyrus will appear in the upcoming Sex and the City film sequel playing a young singer for a Disney-like company who hilariously refuses to go down on Samantha.
