CBS has officially confirmed that a Criminal Minds spinoff is in the works, whose existence I look forward to being made aware of purely through ads during NFL games. Note that the headline just says “CBS brainstorms ‘Minds’ spinoff,” because those of us in the know just call the show ‘Minds’ to save us time (Example: “Yo biotch, you slammin’ over fo’ Minds this week as ushe’, right? Word upppppppp!”)
In case the show hasn’t come up with a title and a concept yet, here’s a list of suggestions for possible titles of the show that are the existing title of the show followed by a colon and the name of a city:
1. Criminal Minds: New York
2. Criminal Minds: Miami
3. Criminal Minds: Portland
4. Criminal Minds: Salem, Massachusetts
5. Criminal Minds: Colonial Williamsburg
6. Criminal Minds: Mount Rushmore
7. Criminal Minds: Crime City
8. Criminal Minds: Mindtowne
9. Criminal Minds: Joe Mantegnaville
10. Criminal Minds: Location!
Other suggestions? Leave ‘em in the comments. If you can come up with any, that is, it’s not easy.
