It’s nearly October, and you know what that means: Time for photos of celebrities posing on a makeshift toilet!

Today is a doozy. Guess which legendary pop singer decided to take it the ladylike route by wearing a tasteful pair of leather hipster boyshorts?

Answer ahead. Hint: If you’re Dave Coulier, do not click.

It’s Alanis Morissette!

We always wonder when we see photos like this… what’s the purpose? Is it to prove that people can in fact look sexy while taking a monster dump in the toi? Or is Alanis showing off that “she’s still got it”, it, of course, being her laser hair removal technician? Oh wait, hold up: Is it so that people can get turned on?

No, Alanis. Take your BJ boots off, put some culottes on, and walk away. We’ll still love you, but just walk away.

More photos of Alanis gettin all Parker Posey as well as jogging in her PJs at ONTD.