- The MJ concert documentary This Is It has already sold out hundreds of screenings across the U.S. and the U.K. They must really be getting the word out about Michael Jackson somehow…radio ads or something?
- The country of France has appealed to the United States asking for Roman Polanski’s release. In protest, the cafeteria in the French Parliament has changed the name of “American cheese” to “F*ck you America we don’t eat this sh*t anyway.”
- Simon Cowell is planning to bring his show X-Factor overseas to the U.S. Cowell himself will play Beast.
- Jon Cryer and his wife have adopted a baby girl. They look forward to Emmy-caliber hilarity ensuing at any minute.
- ABC News hops on the Ken Burns bandwagon with a list of the Top 10 National Parks. I can’t believe they have Nevermind at #2.
