Attention rich people with a flare for busting your money on total garbage — and ONLY rich people with a flare for busting your money on total garbage*: Today is your last day to bid on the ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY to SWAP SANDWICHES with BILLY RAY CYRUS. “Swapping Sandwiches” being old Southern slang for something most likely extremely sexual and disturbing. In which case, $2000 sounds like a bargain.
What do you guys think would be on a Billy Ray Cyrus Sandwich? Would it have a little beard? Cute:
(*The money goes to a good cause, so all sarcasm aside, feel free to bid without us strapping on our judgey faces. OK, maybe tiny ones.)
