Clive Owen. Actor. Humanitarian. (Is he? Doesn’t matter really.) God-like creature from space. Whether he’s playing an international spy in some nail-biting drama or playing an international spy in some tear-jerking rom-com, he rarely misses as an actor. (Also not really true.) Which is why he should tell his people: Photos like the one above, with celebrity chef and mild Tourette’s patient Emeril Lagasse, really lower the guy’s stock. And the last thing we want is to see Clive Owen be forced to play an international spy in anything but the best of genre features. Because — BAM — his career is finished. One photo with Emeril holding a bowl of apples is all it takes.
Above, Clive and Emeril attend the premiere of Miramax’s ‘The Boys are Back’ at the Bon Appetit Supper Club and Cafe.
