Seriously, this is exactly the kind of dog my dog mom and dad would love me to bring home for the holidays. That lab coat is an especially nice touch. This commercial may not have made me want to eat Baked Beans, but it has bolstered my confidence in America’s will to continue to torture animals in the absolute best way.

(PS What’s up with “All Dog Tuesday” today? I’m not sure, but I definitely like it. Sorry J-Simps.)