- 30 Rock and Mad Men won the Emmys for Best Comedy and Best Drama for the third and second straight years, respectively. Guess I’ll have to wait for the Oscars to whine about sh*t.
- The Amazing Race kept its Emmy streak alive, winning the Outstanding Reality Competition award for the seventh straight year. Sorry, The Benefactor: 2K9.
- Jennifer’s Body earned just $6.8 million at the box office this weekend, placing behind four movies including Love Happens. If only Megan Fox had made herself more visible…
- The Dallas Cowboys drew an NFL record crowd of 105,121 for the opening of their new $1.15 billion stadium and lost to the Giants 33-31, leaving 105,121 people wondering if they could still technically blame Jessica Simpson.
- David Hasselhoff was taken to the hospital last night after excess drinking. Wait, lemmie check the date on this story…September 21st, hmm, guess it’s new. Wait, a second…2009, ok, yeah, it’s new. Actually lemmie check one more time…
