- Unemployed Kentucky farmhand Kevin Skinner won America’s Got Talent , earning $1 million and a Vegas performance contract. The show will be called “Cirque du Soleil: Skinnardieux” and cost $220 a ticket.
- Dan Brown’s new novel The Lost Symbol sold more than a million copies in its first day, a record for an ‘adult fiction book.’ I’m assuming both Harry Potter and The Bible fall under Children’s?
- Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are ending their three-year marriage. No word on whether or not Mr. Deryck Whibley will return to the Roald Dahl book from whence he came.
- Chris Brown began his community service by pulling weeds near Richmond, Virginia. And noooo, he wasn’t punching the weeds, why would you even think something like that?
- LeBron James will play himself in the upcoming comedy “Fantasy Basketball Camp,” in which five men finally live out their dream by attending LeBron’s Las Vegas fantasy camp, and also are vampires.
