- Jon Gosselin’s nanny claims they had an affair and he “wasn’t the best in bed.” In his defense, it’s tough to be great when you can hear of eight children banging their empty water cups against their crib bars.
- The premiere of the Jay Leno Show drew 18.4 million viewers, though to be fair, I was calling everyone I knew going “turn on the Jay Leno Show, you have to see how lazily similar this new set is to the old one.”
- The Beatles are near the top of the pop charts again after selling 626,000 albums last week. I had no idea my Terrible Beatles Covers list could single-handedly spark such interest in this band.
- The Death Star…never forget…
- And finally, if this comprehensive history of hockey video games doesn’t bring a nostalgic tear to your eye, then you are one cold SOB. Nostalgic erections will also be acceptable.
