AD WIZARDS: If You Don’t Get Windows 7, You Literally Punched This Child

This new ad for Windows 7 is already an early contender for both “Most Patronizing Commercial of 2009″ and “Commercial You Get Sick Of The Quickest This NFL Season” (not counting those Coors coaches-audio things, which already earned that Lifetime Achievement Award.)

If Windows dumbed this down any further, it would literally be a Teletubby telling Pikachu that Windows 7 is tickles and happy: