Look, we’re not saying that Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick is a meth addict, OK? We’re just saying that whoever gave him these tattoos probably has an addiction to meth. To wit:

He got one of Big Bird’s ass feathers forever etched unto his arm. This tattoo is elegant and subtle. A little more ink, and he’d have the Al Jolson of arms.

But it gets even better. Ahead, check out Ed’s NSFW and Totally Straight tattoo on his other arm, replete with LNG (Lion Nostrils Galore):

Do people sometimes not realize that tattoos like this will be with them FOREVER?