I don’t have much to add to this story about a man in Norway legally changing his name to Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacca Highlander Elessar-Jankov, other than the fact that this is exactly what I would expect someone named Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacca Highlander Elessar-Jankov to look like:

Is that prejudiced? Against people named Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacca Highlander Elessar-Jankov?

If so, I hereby apologize to all Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacca Highlander Elessar-Jankovs. Seriously. Some of my best friends are Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacca Highlander Elessar-Jankov. Also black.

Better hurry up, dude, before someone snags your Gmail name.