Oprah’s two-part interview with Whitney Houston airs this week, and it’s clearly attempting to bill itself as a harrowing glimpse into how Whitney’s life spiraled out of control while she was on drugs in the mid-90s, but one line definitely got my attention:
“At one point she says, ‘I didn’t get out of my pyjamas for seven months.’”
She did so many drugs, she spent seven straight months in pajamas?? That sounds…completely awesome. Am I wrong? Seven months in pajamas? I don’t care what drugs I have to do to make that happen or what they do to my system, that sounds like my idea of Heaven. Well, like, clouds and sh*t too.
Wait, wouldn’t you eventually run out of drugs and have to get dressed to go out and get more?? I guess I better stock up on all seven months’ worth at once. I’ll swing by Sam’s on my way home. Not Sam’s Club, this dude Sam who sells drugs by the ton.
Also, the Brits spell the word “pyjamas?” Eddie Izzard was right — we really are two countries separated by a common ocean.
