Camilla Parker-Bowles Wants the World to Know

Camilla Parker-Bowles is an Old Bag from Deptford. I don’t know what Deptford is — or even where it is — but I’m guessing it’s a city full of hats and tampons and people taking 4 solid minutes to say the word “Yes” and horses run the local General Store. Indeed, that’s exactly what Deptford is like.