- Pamela Anderson’s new boyfriend is an electrician she met while he was working on her house. Wow, the sex tapes just write themselves these days, don’t they? (PS: Um, yeah, if my electrician looked like this I’d also have him “rewire” my “circuits” and then “have sex with me”.)
- Kate Gosselin has been offered $400,000 to pose for Playboy. Thankfully, she has been counter-offered $500,000 to pose for the equally revered magazine “For The Love Of God, No.”
- Joyous Day Callooh Callay! The Tolkein Estate has finally settled its hogwash lawsuit with Newline Cinema over the “profits” from Lord of the Rings. What does this mean for you and me? It means that Elijah Wood better get his giant feet dry-cleaned, because the two Hobbit prequels are a go!
- Dancing With the Stars twosome Karina & Maksim have called it quits. The couple knew it was over when they accidentally tangoed themselves off of a cliff.
- Tisha Campbell-Martin (YES, THIS IS HER LAST NAME. FOR REAL. I KNOW!! I ALMOST DIED.) has given birth to a baby boy by the name of Ezekiel Czar Pam Tommy Cole Brother Man Martin, probably.
