- Tila Tequila made a citizen’s arrest this weekend after she claims her boyfriend, football player Shawne Merriman, tried to strangle her. Merriman contends he was preventing an intoxicated Tequila from getting behind the wheel. Everyone can agree, however, that they’re not quite sure why they should care about either party.
- Michael Jackson’s signature studded glove was sold at auction for over $48,000 this weekend. The owner plans on installing a driver’s seat and engine, and chauffeuring that little bastard all around town.
- Shoe Designer Manolo Blahnik complains that he is sick of being associated with Sex and the City. Talk about biting the hoof that feeds you.
- Well, Bob Balaban confirms what we’ve long suspected: That Mo’Nique will almost surely walk away with an Academy Award next year for her performance in Precious. All that hard work on The Parkers finally paid off.
- An article about Tom Selleck being involved in a horse battle sounds much, much more intriguing than it actually is.
- Gwyneth Paltrow let one of her breasts slide out during an airport security check, and not surprisingly, it looks like a pantyhose doll.
