Levi Johnston went from being a podunk Alaskan guy who decided to warm his D up in the Governor’s daughter and ended up with a baby. Then, he became a national celebrity who, with a little spit n’ polish, cleaned up real nice and befriended Kathy Griffin. Slowly but surely, people starting realizing “Hol’ up, hol’ up: Levi’s actually a hot piece of A”, and ladies and gentleman, a real star was born.
In fact, Vanity Fair – the only magazine I will still gladly read on an airplane (sorry, Details, we used to have something, but $4 for some pics of gay guys wearing shoes ain’t gonna cut it) – scored an interview and photoshoot with the world’s most famous sperm donor. So why, then, did they decide to go with a photo where he actually looks EXACTLY LIKE Sarah Palin? Especially now, what with Kevin Federline being so fat… we need him. We really, really need him.
The Good News: While the main photo might not be all that, the video of the actual photoshoot is more than plenty Johnston for one day. Especially when it looks like Levi will actually be showing his Johnston in an upcoming Playgirl spread. On second thought, the only other magazine I’m willing to read on an airplane.
And PPS: Sarah wanted to adopt the baby to save face, but Levi wouldn’t have it:
Sarah told me she had a great idea: we would keep it a secret—nobody would know that Bristol was pregnant. She told me that once Bristol had the baby she and Todd would adopt him. That way, she said, Bristol and I didn’t have to worry about anything. Sarah kept mentioning this plan. She was nagging—she wouldn’t give up. She would say, “So, are you gonna let me adopt him?” We both kept telling her we were definitely not going to let her adopt the baby. I think Sarah wanted to make Bristol look good, and she didn’t want people to know that her 17-year-old daughter was going to have a kid.
She’s like Angelina Jolie, except she’ll only adopt children who are also her grandchildren. Aww. And Levi, we’d watch it if we were you. If you see any slow-rolling Dodge Ram’s driving by, you’re proooobably gonna die.
Ahead, check out a behind-the-scenes video of Levi lookin’ all fine and sh*t while wearing a suit.
