It’s OK. My Best Friend is Native American.

Seriously!

Fine. The title of this post might not necessarily be true. But what IS true is that I am a Grade A Assh-le.

(Audience silent. Nary a protest.)

Don’t believe me? Check out my appearance on It’s On with Alexa Chung which aired on Monday, and then see if you do not agree. I manage to piss off an entire race AND Miley Cyrus. My career in Vegas is officially dunzo.

Here is an End of Summer Round-Up!