Taking my usual 4 PM stroll to my local Pinkberry, I happened upon a most UNUSUAL and STIRRING discovery.
That being that beginning starting this Saturday, the World’s Most Fertile Actor© JUDE LAW will be working ON THE VERY SAME BLOCK AS ME during his TWELVE WEEK limited run as HAMLET. Here are photos via Broadway World to prove it!
Indeed, a handul of slightly less hot roadies were wheeling in giant set pieces, including a blue painted staircase and a blue brick wall that makes us pray for an “Evening at the Improv” homage. “To be or not to be, am I right people?” — HAMlet
But really, knowing Jude Law is going to be only ONE OR TWO HUNDRED FEET away from where I slave away behind a computer might be too much for my weak heart to bear. Seems I’m going to have to take extended lunch breaks where “lunch” means “standing around” and “break” means “holding comically oversized binoculars while wearing a bra and boy shorts.”
(Above, our upcoming movie together. In France. Feel free to Photoshop your very own Wesley Snipes ‘stache unto my face.)
