No movie title in history had perhaps whet my appetite for the cinema as much as The Men Who Stare at Goats. So much so that we included it on our 15 Movies To Be Excited About in 2009. Back then, we had this to say:

Why It Looks Awesome: If you were to ask us what one thing we wish we could do for the rest of our waking lives, the answer would be simple: Staring at goats. Oh, goats. Earth’s most hilarious creature that sort of looks and definitely sounds like people. So any man that shares this goat-staring fetish is certainly a man we could hang wit.

Oh, and if that man just happens to be our favorite actor alive Ewan McGregor or close 7th George Clooney, well, all the better. Even if this is a war movie that might not have any goats, we will choose to believe it is full of them.

Today, we catch our first glimpse of the trailer. And, you guys… there is NARY A GOAT TO BE SEEN. OK, maybe one, but we’re pretty sure that’s George Clooney…