August
Friday

No News is Broom News

There’s the famous old saying that goes “Cleanliness is next to Godliness”. But when a “magical” broom managed to balance itself on its bristles in the middle of an Alabama store, there was really only one explanation. Physics? Of course not. Design? Heathen. This is God’s Broom. And the local news station was there to report.

On a related note, you’ll find me selling these “God Brooms” all throughout the Bible Belt, until next year, when you’ll find me here.