Madame Tussauds Slaps Michael Jackson’s Head On Leftover Jesus Body

Any other way to explain this new MJ wax statue?

Also, I like that the headline “Madame Tussauds Hollywood Unveils Michael Jackson’s Wax Figure,” as though this was the first one ever.

“Yeah, after his death and all that public outpouring, we checked back over this dude’s career and realized, damn, he probably deserves a statue, he’s accomplished nearly as much as Dirk Nowitzki…”