VIDEO: Anderson Cooper Is Not A Huge Heidi Montag Fan, Surprisingly

As much as I hate to give Heidi Montag even the most negative possible publicity that she clearly feasts from as a zombie must feast on human brains to sustain its undead existence, the following clip of Anderson Cooper reacting to Heidi’s Miss Universe performance is tremendously gratifying.

“If God had the time to work on this production and that’s the best that God can do, we’re all in trouble.” Amen.